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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

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NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

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If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

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It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

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Hey what about a strange little fellow?

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A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

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This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

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Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

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Artist interpretation

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The northern hairy-nosed wombat is the largest species in its family and one of the largest burrowing animals on the planet. Its stocky body—complete with muscular forearms for digging—can grow to be a metre in length (3.25 feet). It is also exceedingly rare, with only around 300 left in the wild.

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I created a new blog on facts about animals! @importantanimalfacts​ 

I will try to post more content on there as well! ❤️

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I love you stocky wombat

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